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NYAN 9/11/2015 Ep. 39
Intro:
Red Velvet & Jessie J - Dumb Dumb vs Bang Bang (Remix/Mashup) by KpopStyleMix
Remembering 9/11
Debuts
DIA - Somehow
UP10TION - So Dangerous
Day6 - Congratulations (Mini album: The Day)
Solo Jessi? – sseunni
iKON Debut 9/15/15 - 5 title tracks, 5 MVs. Full Album of 12 songs.
Comebacks
Monsta X - Rush
Red Velvet - Dumb Dumb (Mini album: The Red)
Seventeen - Mansae (Mini album: hide&seek)
G.Soul - Crazy for you (Mini album: Dirty)
CN Blue - September 15th - Title track is Cinderella (Album is 2gether)
F(x) - October comeback as four
EXID - October comeback
Kyuhyun - Solo comeback in Fall
Oh My Girl with Fall comeback
Ailee injury delays her comeback?
HOT Topics
Unpretty Rapstar 2 Pilot
Netizens outraged at news of Red Velvet receiving special treatment (aka a fanclub which f(x) doesn't have)
Siwon from Super Junior, retweets support for Kim Davis (The american bigot who, while employed by the government, refused to do her job (but didn’t want to resign) then kinda apologizes?
G-Friend's best week ever? Best selling rookies of 2015 and falling video goes viral
South Korea's obsession with Maroon 5 gets dangerous when they cancel a concert an hour before start
Most viewed MV's of the year

NYAN Outtake

It's the epic battle of the Wonder Girls' Reboot album featuring Noah, Ashe and Kiara vs. Tim. Guess who doesn't change his mind?

Not Dumb Meaning Bad But Dumb Meaning Dumb

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Ep.38
EXO & SEVENTEEN - LOVE ME RIGHT + 아낀다 (Adore U) by 김동우
3 min Unpretty Rapstar
12 min 50 sec Red Velvet comes back with full length album, song
Dumb Dumb - oh yeah f(x) is too. Happy 6th anniversary!
22 min 40 sec Tim stans some more for Bigstar
25 min 40 sec Noah's back....temporarily
28 min 30 sec is Kpop getting boring
31 min 46 sec GI we hardly knew ye
42 min CL strikes a pose at the VMAs and pisses a lot of people
off in Paper magazine
53 min Check out the previous podcast to see what she's talking about (SEE Kiara?)
1 hr 5 min - Day 6 compliments JYPE's band line
1 hr 6 min - MAXIM Korea's cover controversy
1 hr 15 min - Unicorn rear's its ugly horn? again
1 hr 21 min - Noah's ok. Really!
1 hr 29 min - happy 7th anniversary 2pm
1 hr 32 min Tim Time outro; Ashe struggles to say goodbye

From the Demon’s Mouth

[MASHUP] Girls' Generation (SNSD) Party (Remember Remix) by 韓流電台 Kpop Radio
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40 sec Intro: Surprise! Tim Oppa is this episode's host!
1:10 - Kpop Podcast+jobs ≠ Kpop Journalists
7:16 Comebacks
-Day 6
12 min 30 sec Unicorn
14 min Infinite's new sub unit?
14 min 35 sec: April, Kiara's new stan group
-We pray they do not faall to Rainbow's Fate
19 min 29 sec: MyB: A Tragic 50cent version of Red Velvet (Tim's
Words)
21 min 20 cent: Finally a group Tim stans for: Bigstar
-MonstaX
25 min: We butcher Purfles' name
27 min 26 sec: Lovelyz original lineup
30 min 27 sec: Beatwin
-2eyes
33 min - Give us indie/underrated group suggestions!
33 min 47- Hyorin, Zico and Paoloalto
40 min - Idols with the most unique vocal tones
48 min - Idols with the prettiest smiles
52 min - Idols with "attractive appeal"
58 min 45 sec - Star Empire auctions headquarters;light a candle
for Nine Muses
1 hr 4min - Model offended by resemblence to CL
- Is CL shady?
1 hr 11 min 49 sec - SMTM
1 hr 18 min 50 sec - NYAN Guide to Unpretty Rapstar
1 hr 41 min - Happy Birthday Youngji!
1 hr 47 min 23 sec - Giveaway Update!

ZutterHeart

NYAN Ep. 36
Opening:
Wonder Girls - Mash Up 악기 연주 Yoo Hee Yeol’s Sketchbook
1 min- Ashe demonstrates why she is a K-pop fan, not a singer (of anything) ;that said #LittleMixInTheUSA #PreOrderGetWeirdOnItunes
3min – Intros… finally
4min 20sec – Kiara Goes to KCON N̶Y̶ NJ
• Who impressed? Who didn’t? How was it being at KCON’s consolation prize for east coasters?
• Why isn’t Choa leader of AOA?
• Kiara’s got swag for NYAN listeners!
32 min OT News – God has blessed Ashe with Marshmallow crisp Oreos
35 min – Kim Jong Un wakes up on the wrong side of the bed again
37 min – At the pool with REBOOT on repeat
• Oh yeah and Zutter, paradise for golden shower fetishists
39 min 30 sec – Big Bang delay album; is there such a thing as being too popular and releasing too much music? Tim says if you don’t like it, cry moar.
45 min 30 sec – YG says iKon will debut soon. Sure Jan.
48 min – SHInee gets props for putting in the effort (even if it doesn’t always makes sense). Shannon gets to talk about her babies.
53 min – f(4) also returns …. After Red Velvet make their comeback.
• Shannon is too busy writing f(x)’s obituary to care.
1 hr 4 min – SNSD release full album; did the nation’s girl group ever really find its niche?
• What about Big Bang/guy groups?
1 hr 16 min – 4Minute is also returning; HyunA introduces us to the “Ratchet” concept
• 1hr 25min – Or was she inspired by the major motion picture Trainwreck™, starring Amy Schumer
• What did she do to Hwasa?!?
1 hr 27 min – CL’s quest for world domination continues; with Diplo unfortunately
1 hr 40 min – KKAMJJAK! Hyorin’s a…rapper…now….
• Competing on Unpretty Rapstar…..
• Which will be a glorious mess.
2 hr – Who do we think deserves to be on Unpretty Rapstar?
2hr 10min – The Wonderbashing continues (with Kiara and Ashe defense squad).
2hr 21 min – Youngji stans rejoice! KARA member is starring in a new web drama (cause that’s the thing to do now).
2hr 24min – Outro with Tim and an encore performance. (Warning: Blatant Little Mix promotion ahead)

The Good Kind of Tacky

NYAN Ep. 36
Opening:
La La La Swan (Rainbow x Naughty Boy ft Sam Smith) - East Meets West_ The Next Big Thing
1:04 Intro
Welcome - Nia from Black Kpop Fans on Tumblr
2:36: Interview with Nia
29:43 Comebacks
• T-ara, So Crazy
• Shannon Logic: T-ara->Group of Jessicas (therefore)->Jessica is the person in a gorilla suit
39:53 Miryo, Queen MV: When did our queen transform into Jimin(AOA)
44:33 Day 6 is debuting…who?
• JYP Algebraic Theorem
50:50 Everyone is excited for Wonder Girls Reboot – Except a certain person who shall not be named that was born in the 80’s yet hates everything associated with it.
• Also double standards SHINEE SHAWOL FAN.
• Everything is awesome in the 80’s (well almost. Music-wise).
1:01:55 The impending return of AOA Black (you know it’s coming)
• Y may be a unicorn; plus more Wonder Girls spazzing by Kiara, Ashe and Nia
1:11:00 Shannon hates the 80’s in case you forgot
1:14:42 SHINee’s comeback is the “good” kind of tacky
1:16:27 Lee Michelle!
• The sad saga of Su Pearls
• The sad saga of YG’s poor time management skills
1:25:53 SM Rookies
1:30:06 TAO’s sad tears
1:37:00 What we’ve all been waiting for – more Stellar
1:41:00 – Mission Impossible – Finding an idol fluent enough in English to interview Tom Cruise
1:44:36 F(x) Shannon keeps the dream alive
1:45:53 K-pop Gossip – Probably not true but entertaining as hell
• The Asian Justin Bieber&Selena Gomez
• TOP probably has a tunnel under his house
• Dispatch are determined to out every celebrity couple by the end of the year
2:01:40 Outro – NYAN is going on short break; check our social media for any news or updates; see you in the mid-August!

What A Wonderful World

Podcast # 35
Recorded: 7/24/15
Timestamps
[MK REMIX] Wonder Girls - Irony (Moves Like Jagger Ver.)
44:14 - Intro
01:30:00 - And the Wonder Girls, are back!!
● Thoughts on the teasers and image change
18:00:00 - GD&TOP to help close out ‘M.A.D.E’ series
22:23:00 - Bye EXO Tao, hello Z.Tao
● Ashe channels Z.Tao’s anger
27:00:00 - f(x) is still the Jan of the SM bunch
33:24:15 - Super Junior’s ‘Devil’ MV needs Jesus and Chris Hansen
45:55:00 - A try-hard Kpop fan ruins BTS NY concert
01:03:40:00 - Stellar’s ‘Vibrato’; banging song, horrible MV
01:19:18:00 - After School wants a comeback but Pledis is broke
01:23:28:00 - Unpretty Rapstar season 2: The competition is on
Last minute chit-chats
01:28:57:00 - Of course Shannon brings up SHINee
● Idol groups: True friendship or just business?
01:31:48:00 - See you in 2 years Yunho~ Let the YunJae Military fanfics begin
01:35:32:00 - Shannon y Ashe les gustan GFriend
01:39:49:00 - Apink, or more like the relevant 4 members of Apink
01:41:00:00 - Ashe’s fantasy: Wonder Girls and Mamamoo together
01:42:00:00 - Shannon prays for a Secret comeback
01:44:42:00 - Closing

NYAN 6/26/15: Catch the Comebacks If You Can

Podcast # 33
Recorded: 06/26/15
Timestamps
0:00 – Intro
"Painkiller" by Miss Pooja feat. Dr. Zeus & Fateh/ ft. Ravi by RunAndHideOnly
● #LoveWins
● Ashe is NOT an EXO-L with a hidden agenda… or is she? DUN! DUN! DUUNNN!!!
9:54 - Future comebacks galore!! BtoB, G-Soul, Stellar, Big Bang, Got7, Aliee, Beast and so much more!!
13:09 - Wonder to the Bang baby
15:15 - Current and more comebacks and debuts: Minx, NS YoonG, Poten, Verbal Jint and Sanchez with Bumkey, Girls’ Day (bless Yura’s comeback teaser), Nine Muses, Original queen of sexy Chaeyoung, Playback and Teen Top
33:01 - Ashe pulls a yellow card on Tim and Noah
34:15 - SISTAR vs. AOA
● Our thoughts on their comebacks
● FNC and Starship are getting too comfortable and lazy
1:02:15 - Queens of the free Kpop world, Wonder Girls, to finally return
1:17:33 - Catch OT9 SNSD If You Can; OT8’s future
1:26:12 - f(x) to f(4)? SM’s not sure yet
1:42:26 - Sunhwa has word vomit on twitter… again
1:54:20 - Do we have a CokeIdol within our midst?
2:10:47 - A leak of the final line-up of SIXTEEN/Twice? *warning: possible spoilers ahead*
2:18:50 - Updates on CL’s US crossover; expect messiness
2:24:06 - #HelpLeeJungHee
2:36:16 - Ending: Thanks to Tim as always

NYAN 6/19/15: The Littlest G-Dragon

Podcast # 32
Recorded: 6/19/15
Timestamps
0:00 – 1:03
Intro
YG FAMILY - BIGBANG, 2NE1, PSY GD&TOP - Bang bang bang, High high, I'm the best, Crayon & Gentleman: SANDY G | IBSNDRG
1:04
• Summer Blues
• Noah’s Back Bitches!
• Girl Group Summer (excitement for all the wrong reasons)!
2:40
• The Queens are back! Can you say Moo Moo!? Not unless you have a problem with their “problematic music video” TIM
• Ashe has technical difficulties and listeners get a peek into the mind of a male Kpop fan. Objectification can also mean appreciation (apparently)
• When “selling out” isn’t really selling out
37:00
• Tim trigger warning: Whatever you do, don’t call them AOA7
56:00
• Sistar to the rescue (unfortunately not as superheroes)
• Let’s be real Starship would have screwed it up anyway
• Don’t forget Nine Muses (Tim didn’t)
• Also Soshi (we almost did)
1:09:30
• 2PM are werking the “sexy ahjusshi” concept
1:17:57
• Big Bang releases more songs, world crumbles
1:32:52
• Which leads to a discussion on cultural appropriation (go figure)
1:39:00
• Big Bang vs. EXO Messpocalypse 2015
1:48:07
• G-Dragon just don’t care y’all
2:00:38
• Korean music shows make no gotdamn sense
2:09:34
• Show Me the Money! (Or don’t. Neither of us really care.)
2:15:06
• A moment of silence for our dearly eliminated Momo (formerly of Sixteen)/The wisdom of creating idol groups by survival reality programming
2:26:00
• Where’s the justice for M3laq?
2:29:40
• Tim charitably closes us out because he does it so well ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

NYAN 5/29/2015: f(x) died so Shannon could have some wine

So - poor Shannon had a rough time of it in this episode. Please listen to this episode to show your support for f(x) fans around the world. They're gonna need it.
Podcast # 31
Recorded: 5/29/15
Timestamps
Fx - Hot Summer ( Vantagepointmix )
0:04 - Intro
0:36 - Give us some feedback? Listeners Gazelle00 and JRT131N did
3:52 - 3 years too late: f(x) to officially debut in Japan
● Sulli’s looking hot in her latest pictorials
● Mention of Amber’s style and 4minute’s Jiyoon
20:44 - CUPID shot us with Kara’s love arrows
30:02 - CLC returns with ‘Like’. Tim no likey
● f(x) Victoria’s breaking(?) news is released and Shannon breaks down
38:36 - B.E.S.T SISTAR and Mamamoo~ comeback news
41:12 - CL’s ode to Dr. Pepper
46:02 - MBLAQ to return as 3; Get your red solo cups ready for 2PM
48:46 - Seventeen finally sees daylight and debuts
56:08 - Bang Bang Bang Big Bang
1:01:30 - EXOt9 to comeback with a confused sports theme
1:11:20 - Bestie is ready to snatch T-Ara’s ‘Queens of China’ crown
1:13:28 - KhunFany is no more… for now.
1:18:13 - KConLA and KConNJ, I mean KConNY, updates
1:24:10 - Ladies’ Code to make a return?
1:35: 56 - What would you like to say to your bias’ agency?
1:41:13 - Closing: Ashe can’t do it so she forces Tim to do it