Not Your Average Netizens

Good Night. And, Good Luck.

Hello and thank you for joining us for another episode of Not Your Average Netizens! First a great big bear hug welcome to new participants Alice and Juliette! This recording, we attempt to tackle the following issues:
AOA's 'Good Luck' is a bop but are their influx of scandals wearing out their welcome with the public?
Ex-SNSD member Jessica makes her debut as the perfect Disney star! We mean this is in a completely good way. Meanwhile, SM cock-blocks.
YG's new girl group not named 2NE1 coming soon to you in Never! Seriously YG, what is going on? Are you drunk on money and power or just drunk. P.S., Tim thinks you're a psycho.
We are the Inner Circle- in other words, Winner's not that bad.
Kangin screws up again, and even the ELFs don't want him.
U-KISS IS FOREVER! (whether you like it or not)
Intro:[MASHUP] AOA - Good Luck (SECRET - Madonna Remix.)by 김동우@Youtube

NYAN MiniSode- Good - Bye, Jia

We are back! Kinda. Since Ashe's laptop has decided its one priority in life is to make hers miserable, there was no weekly show last week. But one topic got us so fired up that we couldn't wait until the next full show to talk about it - the thing needed its own show.
Some fans think there's an epidemic spreading through K-pop (contract renewals) and it's finally caught up to JYPE. We talk about the sad parting of ways for Miss A's fans and why/what we think happened. What are the parallels with the Minzy/YG situation? But we also talk about how freakin' awesome Jia is and how she will end up successful in whatever she chooses to do!
Intro: Miss A - Only You 다른 여자 말고 너 Acoustic Cover by TheRealDavidKim@Youtube

TWICE - Successful and Sexist?

Opening song: [MASHUP] 트와이스 (TWICE) - CHEER UP (Apink / LUV Remix.)by 김동우@Youtube
Another episode, another attempt to not bore you listeners silly! This week we welcome back into our fold our dear Kamilia Kiara, back from fighting a bout of the Zika virus (not really, but you were sick for a while, chickie).
We discuss whether BTS is now better at being Big Bang than Big Bang themselves (according to Daily Dot). Titans collide with simultaneous single releases from SNSD member and ex-member Tifanny and Jessica! It's a fight to the fandom death (well mostly a fight to get Tiffany's song outta my head). We wonder what the hell I.O.I has got going, poor Neil from Teen Top and of course the new power rookies: TWICE! And all in a manageable amount of time. Aren't you proud of us? Listen rate and review sha sha SHA ❤

No Minzy No Cry

EDIT: Oh wow, sorry! Song is [MASHUP] NCT U - 일곱 번째 감각 (The 7th Sense) (2NE1 / Baby I Miss You Remix.) by 김동우 on Youtube. Link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS9ngOIorp8
We're back muthaf#ck@as! We apologize profusely to our numerous fans who have been refreshing week-by-week for a new episode. We're sorry baby, and we promise never to make you feel like that again.
Yeah, but we're glad to be back. And with a slightly different format, and an hour long podcast! Aren't you proud of us? Of course that doesn't mean we're removing the old parts of our podcast completely. The extraneous parts will likely become their own baby podcasts! So...the rundown:
NYANS: Ashe, Janelle, Tim
News, views and gossip:
Amber's solo effort 'Borders'- it's not a lyrical powerhouse, but whatever, I still sing it to myself in the mirror.
Hyunseung - A victim of Cube's hot mess of a management system and imminent demise - or a spoiled brat wasting his talent? Either way fans are batshit.
Main topic: What else? 2NE1 -> 3NE1. Or um, well let's just say Minzy peaced out. The mess is too widespread and all-encompassing to review here. Fans are still batshit.
Shoutout to fellow podcasts Jinjja Cha and Kpopnerd for doing the damn thing and being awesome to us!
We miss you O Purple Prince.

Hoes Take Off your Clothes..for a Cold Beer

It's another week of Kpop nonsense, and we are still making podcasts because of you wonderful listeners! We love you and finger hearts to you all! We apologize in advance to what I can only describe as audio vocal fry.
It's another week of Kpop nonsense, and we are still making podcasts because of you wonderful listeners! We love you and finger hearts to you all! We apologize in advance to what I can only describe as audio vocal fry.
Time Stamps (Approximate)
Intro: 9MUSES / Stellar - Figaro / Vibrato by DjS
1:00 Thank you all listeners/followers! What do want to hear more of?
2:00 The 1,000 listener watershed: freak accident? Cruel Prank? PLEASE enlighten us!
5:00 Shoutout to fellow Kpop podcast Jinjja Cha! Collab imminent? (Yes?)
MV Review
20:00 Gee Special Stage - Twice/Gfriend
40:00 Mirror- Fiestar
52:00 KNK - Knock unofficial MV
1:10:00 - Hold My Hand - Lee Hi
1:14:00 - Snuper - Platonic Love
1:18:00 - Knock - KNK Official version
1:24:40 - Redd Velvet Comebacl
1:31:40 - Is Krystal Joining Taylor Swift's #friendsquad
1:33:20 - DSP: "Thank you for supporting Rainbow, a group we barely support."
1:43:00 - Outing Idols
1:55:42 - Sistar is reported as never having a flop, flop list automatically invalid

Galaxy Quest

This week on Not Your Average Netizens, can K-pop fans somehow make themselves look crazier and more insane than they already are? The answer will surprise you! Also, we reluctantly accept Gfriend as next in line to SNSD's throne and kneel at the altar of Mamamoo. More importantly, a boatload of MVs are just sitting waiting for our ridicule and review so, we're mostly gonna do that this episode.
MVs reviewed:
[Mv] Ladies' Code - Galaxy
브레이브걸스 (Brave Girls) - 변했어 MV
[MV] NU'EST(뉴이스트) _ OVERCOME(여왕의 기사)
CLC(씨엘씨) – ‘예뻐지게(High Heels)’ MV Short Ver.
TAEMIN 태민_Press Your Number_Performance Video Ver.1
마마무 (MAMAMOO) - 넌 is 뭔들 (You're the best) MV
ASTRO (아스트로) - 장화 신은 고양이 (Cat's Eye) MV
[MV] Rainbow(레인보우) - Whoo Music Video
[MV] VOISPER(보이스퍼) _ In your voice(그대 목소리로 말해줘)
[MV] 우주소녀(WJSN)(COSMIC GIRLS) _ Mo Mo Mo (모모모)
[Debut Stage] 160225 우주소녀 (WJSN (COSMIC GIRLS)) - Catch Me (캐치미) @ 엠카운트다운 M! Countdown

Baby Baby...Wait is she pregnant with Taehyun’s baby?!

Join us as we attempt to answer this and other burning questions on this episode of Not Your Average Netizens. Like why in hell can't we get our schedule together? That's us, a week late and a won short.
Intro: Kpop Mashup: HateXYou Think by RYUSERALOVER @Youtube
2:50- Always take all the Lunar New Year money!
4:25 - Tim is Nacho Libre
5:00 Taeyang had a not so happy new year
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8:39 SNSD you think you're real cool (but you're not, not with that banner)
38:26 Happy Black History Month! Have some Insooni
50:00 MV commentary
Lineup:
포미닛(4MINUTE) - 싫어(Hate)
그레이스(GRACE) - 아임 파인(I'M FINE)
AOA 크림(CREAM) - 질투 나요 BABY (I'm Jelly BABY)
MAMAMOO - 1cm의 자존심 (Taller than You)
WINNER - BABY BABY
WINNER - 좋더라(I’M YOUNG) M/V
Winner - Sentimental
1:41:26 It's Gfriend's world we're just living in it
1:55:10 Damn Yerin you can have the Oscar now
2:00:39 Why you gotta hate on Hyuna feat.4Minute?
2:17:43 The SM Reich Part 2 + Pick Me 101 aka Chanmi's Song
2:24:12 - We drop some J-pop knowledge on ya!
2:30:00 - #ImWithCoco...and JYP?
2:40:00 Happy Valentine's Day Idols!
2:49:47 Our Kpop Valentines
2:50:00 Including all of you dedicated listeners (persevering let's be honest)

Say Hello to Your SM Overloards

Before the pitchforks come, I do want to remind folks we are a very small outfit here: Ashe spends her precious few moments between work and school editing from the crawlspace in her house. But "If there is no is struggle there is no progress!" Laying some Black History on y'all to figure out. Or just Google it, you lazy bum.
So yeah, the show: A bit dated but still required listening. And the upside - tons to talk about this week! Topics covered in order:
Intro: Someone Like U x I Feel You by tomakami
Haley's Infinite Concert Review
MV Review Massacre
[MV Teaser]4MINUTE - 싫어(Hate)
[MV]Crush - 잊어버리지만(Don't forget) feat. TAEYEON
[MV] YEZI(예지) - Cider(사이다)
[MV]IMFACT (임팩트) - Lollipop (롤리팝)
[MV] GFRIEND(여자친구) _ Rough(시간을 달려서)
Tiffany+Gary= a mess
After School is AWOL and S.O.S - I demand a march on Washington
SM is preparing to do some crazy stuff y'all and NCT sounds like some sort of evil cloning project and I'm getting my underground bunker ready now because I will not be taken in by the evil corporation.

The Republic of Tzuyu

We talk about K-pops first international incident of 2016. Why can't we all just wear see-through pants and get along? Also we finally watch Stellar's MV for their new song 'Sting' and...it doesn't hurt that much?

Candy KARA Marshmallow

It's our first show of 2016 and we're starting out by reviewing the newest K-pop MVs of 2016, including what may be the most derivative K-pop song ever. Also: R.I.P. KARA, and thanks for all the fish.
Timestamps:
2:10- MV Commentary
-4:20- Dalshabet (Someone Like U)
-7:50- Anda (Taxi)
-12:50- Giriboy (Hogu)
-19:40- CocoSori (Dark Circle)
-23:50- Family Guy (Candy Quahog Marshmallow), followed by our expert NYAN "analysis"
39:40- What's coming up in Kpop 2016?
45:00- After School: The Change we deserve
57:00- Stellar has an "innocent" comeback
1:13:00- Twice Domination
1:30:00- KARA: In Memorium; also- Could Secret be the next casualty?
2:12:00- Hani+Junsu= Jani? Hansu?
2:28:00- Outro